What are you playing with?
Oh, it's my new beeper.
What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Is it like for dinosaur emergencies?. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'
the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed
If Tom Hiddleston ever wins an Oscar:
First of all I'm so sorry.